It's the OJ

Most stories that I share come from the past, but I thought I would share this one because I laugh when I remember what my dentist said to me today.
Every Saturday morning about 9 a.m., I drink a tall glass of orange juice and eat a bowl of cereal with almond milk. (I am lactose intolerant, so I have to get my calcium in other ways.) I had a ten a.m. appointment. After a half hour from my house to his office, I had to visit the ladies room. Chuck (his family has adopted me.) worked on the finishing touches on my new crown, so the visit didn't take as long as the one before. And it was a less painful procedure, even without the usual drugs. While I waiting for the x-ray, I realized I had to pay another visit. So after the x-ray was done, I asked for permission again. He said that I had drank too much coffee. I had to laugh because Chuck is devout LDS like me. After I closed the door for the second time, I realized it was that tall glass of orange juice that was urging all the visits. So if you going to the doctor or dentist, don't drink a big cup of coffee or a tall glass of orange juice an hour before. Take my word for it.